The Onion

http://www.theonion.com/articles/catholic-orgs-sue-over-birthcontrol-rule,28304/

(via metamercado)

Why can’t we just return to the good old days, when Catholics were having pre-marital sex without contraception, going away for nine months to give birth in a secluded farmhouse, returning to have more pre-marital sex without contraception, and eventually meeting and marrying the closeted gay husband of their dreams?